Would you like to be part of a new parent training revolution?
Would you like to learn some skills to help you manage the worst elements of parenting?
Tips from the Trenches
is proud to introduce
PARENTING POW TRAINING CAMP
Enroll now and you will learn: - A solid foundation of parenting survival skills and knowledge.
- Instruction will include our seven priorities of survival:
- positive mental attitude
- parenting first aid
- shelter
- fire craft
- signaling
- water
- food
- Proper knots and lashings will be taught and practiced on site.
- Submission tactics
- Thought control methods
- Stress management techniques
- Emergency management procedures
- Covert operational strategies
- 101 uses for duct tape
- How to build your own Parenting POW survival kit
- As a bonus, students will become very proficient in fire craft.
- Optional, but recommended: Evasion and Escape Primer. For an additional fee, you can attend a four-hour seminar on how to evade and escape most parenting conundrums. Taught by Tips from the Trenches' own specialists.
For the first 10 registrants, you will get our introductory Buy 1, Get 1 Free offer. (Purchase one 2-day Parenting POW Training course and bring a friend for free.)
Free childcare will be provided by reservation only. Be sure to mention your childcare needs to our call center resprentatives.
Phone lines are open! Call now!
3 comments:
Knots and duct tape, yes! Can I use those skills on other children, instead of my own?
My invitation to be an instructor must have been lost in the mail, right? Or did you find a better tapper?
I already have you down for Advanced Duct Taping (methodology 51-101.)
And also, you are teaching the Evasion & Escape curriculum.
Does that work for you?
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