Sunday, June 14, 2009
School's been out for less than 48 hours and I'm already in a state of parental henpecked madness. Clearly, I realize, I need a plan. I think it will involve the following components:
  • Earplugs
  • SPF 70+ sunscreen
  • A whistle or bullhorn
  • Airplane-sized (purse-sized) bottles of gin
  • Benedryl
  • A lasso
  • At least 3 combination locks
  • Duct tape
Let me know if I've missed anything.


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