Tips from the Trenches: A Guide to Practical Parenting

• The Holy Grail of Parenting (offered only unto those certified as "Parenting Master" or, in some states, "certifiably insane")
• De Vine Divine Inspiration: For Medicinal Use Only (lesser parents call this "wine")
• Preventative Medicine (Trojenz!)
• All-in-One All Purpose Parenting Tool (also used for swatting flies, hence..."all purpose")

Not Pictured:

• Emergency distract-ables (modeling clay)
• The All-Purpose Silencer (Salt & Vinegar Pringles)
• Godiva chocolate bars (2)
• Emergency Supply Kit (first aid for parents and children)

I think that's it. Thanks for playing along!